About Me

I've been thinking about starting this blog for a long time. It's way over due (as in, thousands of years overdue.)

It seems every day, shocking and depressing news springs up about how religion, and religious nuts, are ruining our world.

Terrorists who blow up buildings. Priests who fuck little boys. Evangelists who see conspiracies in Teletubbies or zealots who think Harry Potter poses a threat to our young.

Or Mother Mary, possessing a grilled cheese sandwich.

Jesus fucking Christ, is all I can say.

Actually, that's not all I can say. I can say a hell of a lot more. That's what this is about. You nuts have dominated the conversation for far too long.

I'm no atheist--I'd like to be explicit on that count. I think this stuff is unknowable. It's you fuckers who think you've got all the answers, direct from God, who scare the shit out of me, and right-thinking people everywhere.

Our goals here are pretty simple:

-- Expose your idiocy in the hopes of making the world a better place
-- Laugh at you
-- Offend you to your very core...if we're successful, as much or even more than you offend us

So, let the battle for reason begin.

(Oh, and for the record--Mary got pregant because someone put a penis in her.)